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July 19 | 23:09
Real Conversation with my Mother
Mom: Oh, those are cute {shoes}! Are they Jessica Simpson?
Me: Thanks! Yeah, how did you know?
Mom: I just know her style.
Me: Wow, I'm impressed!
Mom: Yeah, too bad Tony Romo dumped her on her birthday!
Me: Haha, no kidding!
Mom: Yeah, her and Jennifer Aniston have a hard time hanging onto a man. If they can't, there sure as hell isn't hope for me.